Tablets Jokes

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    The following are actual signs found on church property.

    "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

    "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

    "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

    "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

    An ad for St. Joseph`s Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

    When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the more...

    A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.

    "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.

    "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

    At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.

    "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"

    "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

    Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"

    "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

    The following are actual signs found on church property.

    "No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace."

    "Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!"

    "Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins."

    "Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!"

    An ad for St. Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets."

    When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."

    "Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons-come hear one!"

    A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the more...

    A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead."Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor."Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead."Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?""Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse. Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?""OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

    A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.
    "Did you give this man two tablets every eight hours?" asks the doctor.
    "Oh, no," replies the nurse, "I gave him eight tablets every two hours!"

    At the next bed the next patient also appears half dead.
    "Nurse, did you give this man one tablet every twelve hours?"
    "Oops, I gave him twelve tablets every one hour," replies the nurse.

    Unfortunately at the next bed the patient is well and truly deceased, not an ounce of life. "Nurse," asks the doctor, "did you prick his boil?"
    "OH MY GOODNESS!" replies the nurse.

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