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Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry,"Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?"Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, Im really gladyou saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

This farmer had a sick cow, and the vet prescribed a daily suppository. The farmer's method for administering the prescription was to insert an aluminum tube into the cow's rear and blow the suppository in.One day the farmer was too sick to attend his cow, so he asked his hired hand to take care of the cow. The hired hand took the tube, and turned it around before he blew the supository into the cow. The farmer's horrified wife, who was standing nearby watching, asked the hired hand why he had turned the tube in the cow's rear around.He exclaimed "What! Should I have put it from your husband's mouth into mine?!"

A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated a conversation that went as follows:D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L: ? eh? D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR! L: ?? EH? D: (shouting) -IN YOUR EAR! -A SUPPOSITORY!!! L: Oh, thankGoodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!

Two elderly women were eating at a restaurant one morning.
Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, "Mabel, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"
Mabel answered, "I have a suppository?" She pulled it out &stared at it.
Then she said, "Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

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A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear. After the examination, thedoctor initiated a conversation that went as follows: D: Why madam, I think you have a suppository in your ear. L:? eh? D: Madam - You have a SUPPOSITORY in your EAR! L:? ? EH?? D: (shouting) --IN YOUR EAR! --A SUPPOSITORY!!! L: Oh, thankGoodness - now I know where I put my hearing aid!

Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast. Sam said to Harry, "Harry, why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Harry took the suppository out, looked it over and said, "Sam, I'm really glad you saw this thing, now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning. Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel’s ear and she said, “Mable, did you know you’ve got a suppository in your left ear? ” Mable answered, “I have? A suppository? ” She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, “Ethel, I’m glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my missing Hearing aid is. ”