Mable Jokes

One afternoon, Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she says, "Mable, did you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?"

Mable answered, "I have a suppository in my EAR?"

She pulled it out and stared at it. Then she said, "Ethel, I'm awfully glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where my hearing aid is."

theres an english man scots man and an irish man, and they find a magic cave they all go the scots man goes in first, he sees a tenner on a table and he runs up a takes it and as he turns around, a ghost appears and say im the ghost of mary mable leave the tenner on the table, so he puts it back and runs out, the irish man does exasactly the same and the same thing happens to him. but when the english man comes in he takes the tenner turns around and the ghost says im the ghost of mary mable leave the tenner on the table and the english man replies, im the ghost of daffy duck pick up the tenner and run like fuck!!! LOL