Submitting Jokes

On rare circumstances the behavior of a user of this site is deemed so inappropriate that they will not be allowed to become an editor even with the correct number of points or even if they were already an editor when they had the bad behavior.
Bad behavior includes such things as registering multiple fake accounts, submitting jokes that are not jokes, or that are abusive to other users of the website, or submitting false duplicate reports or misusing the joke-correction functionality of this website.

Over 75% of the jokes submitted to this site are duplicates. Please search the website before submitting a joke to make sure yours it is not already listed.
Before submitting your joke, please check it for spelling and grammatical errors because you will not be able to correct them later.
If this is your first time submitting a joke, please review the Style Guidelines.
Most importantly, do not use copyrighted jokes without the permission of the author.

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