Steroid Jokes / Recent Jokes

McGwire said he would have confessed to steroid usage sooner, but he just didn't have the balls to do it.

If they want to stop kids from using steroids, they have to stop calling it a performance enhancing drug. Cause who doesn't want to enhance performance? Call it a scrotum shrinker or a man tit developer. That should slow it up.

Former world silver medal-winning cyclist Tammy Thomas was indicted on three counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice in the federal steroids investigation. She faces up to 20 years in prison for lying to investigators. She told them she was a woman.

(This is really "her," folks.)

Former baseball great Mark McGwire has finally admitted that he used steroids off and on for a period of 10 years. In an unrelated story, Sammy Sosa has admitted to using bleach with no off periods for the past year.

Jim Leyland is "sick and tired" of the steroid saga. Odd, since when most players get sick or tired, they take steroids.