Starbucks Jokes

Three people are arrested for trying to sell the secret formula for Coca Cola (Coke) to Pepsi. We've been able to split the atom, figure out the evolution of time, decode DNA. Yet we're still baffled by the secret ingredients in Coca Cola. Well here they are: cola nuts, water, seltzer, a ton of sugar, and a whole lot of gullible Americans. Americans that will buy anything they're told to. And don't get me started on Starbucks. Their secret for success: coffee, milk, sugar, and the same stupid, gullible Americans!

A blonde is working at the local Starbucks. A lady walks in and orders an Iced Cappuccino.''Do you want it hot or cold?''

Starbucks is going to eliminate trans fat from its stores. Said founder Howard Shultz, "Our new trans-fat free Frappacino will pad your ass without clogging your arteries."

Damage to the Starbucks was estimated to be around $500 which will be paid for with the first cup of coffee sold when the store reopens.

I saw a woman breast-feeding at Starbucks the other day. I admit, I was moved. I mean, to be there for that kid's first latte. I was so impressed, I got in line... She poured me a grande. A little foamy, but delicious...