Stable Jokes

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    Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"
    Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"
    "Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!" says another, flicking his tail.
    At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," Says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"
    The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

    So there was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they were running from the police but all they could find was a barn. They were in a hurry to hide so the brunette hid in the horse's stable, the redhead hid in a tree, and the blonde hid behind a few boxes of oranges. When the policemen came to the barn, they went to the horses stable and the policeman heard something.
    "Wait!" he said. "I hear breathing!"
    But the brunette went, "Neigh! Neigh!"
    "Oh, it's just a horse," the policeman said. Then he walked around and came upon a tree and heard breathing.
    "Stop!" he said. "I hear breathing in the tree!"
    "Caww! Caww!" went the redhead.
    "Oh, it's just a bird," said the policeman. Next, the policemen came upon a barn with a stack of boxes of oranges.
    "Wait!" Said the policeman. "I hear breathing!"
    Then the blonde said "I'm an orange! I'm an orange!"

    An old farmer is outside for a walk around his land when he sees a sign on his neighbour's lawn;' Horse for Sale'. Curious, he decides to have a look-see. As he approaches his neighbour's stable, he sees his old Italian friend brushing down a fine-looking stallion.

    'Hello friend, I saw your sign out there and came over to see your horse for sale.' Now, the Italian farmer speaks very poor English, but manages to answer well enough.' Yep, yep, disa is da horse for-a sale.'

    'This horse here?' quizzes the old farmer,' Why he's a fine horse! Why-ever would you sell him?'

    'Well,' sighs the Italian farmer,' He no looka so good anymore.'

    The old farmer, convinced that his neighbour has lost his mind, makes the sale and leads the horse across his field over to the stable. As he taps the horse gently on the back to coax him into the stable, he watches as the horse misses the door completely and smacks head first into the wall.' That ol' more...

    Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.
    When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.
    I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo."

    Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big family bible.When my son was old enough to talk, he asked me what a stable was.I thought for a moment how to explain it to him in terms he could understand, then told him, "It's something like your sister's room, but without a stereo."

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