Squaws Jokes

There were three Indian squaws. One slept on a deerskin, one slept on an elk skin and the third slept on a hippopotamus skin. All three became pregnant and the first two each had a baby boy. The one who slept on the hippopotamus skin had twin boys. This goes to prove that the squaw of the hippopotamus is equal to the sons of the squaws of the other two hides.

Two fat Indian squaws are walking across a train bridge.
One says,"I got to pee" so she sqats down and pees.
She puts her hand over her mouth and stars to laugh, "heee".
The other one says,"hey, what so funny?"
"I just peed in a canoe full of moose meat."
The other sqaw says,"that's not moose meat, that's your reflection!"

Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After touring their reservation, she was curious about the number of feathers in the headdresses.
She approached one brave, who only had one feather in his headdress, and asked, "Why is there a difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?"
"One feather, one squaw," he replied.
Thinking he must be joking, she asked another brave the same question. This brave had five feathers in his headdress. "Five feathers, five squaws," he replied.
Still not convinced that the number of feathers really indicated the number of squaws involved, Barbara decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers which, needless to say, amused her.
"Chief, why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?" asked Ms. Walters.
Pounding his chest proudly, the Chief replied, "Me Chief. Me fuck-em all. Big, small, fat, tall, me more...