Soup Jokes / Recent Jokes
Customer: Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter: So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?
What kind of soup do you order at a gay Chinese resturant?
Cream of Yungi (Cream of Young Guy)
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.
When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?""Why, its bean soup," she replied."I dont care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
One of the Nation's largest Soup Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest soup creation, "Clinton Soup", that will honor one of our country's most distinguished men.
It consists primarily of a few small weenies in hot water.