Skunk Jokes / Recent Jokes
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Jingle smells!
Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?
A: You don’t know how? Good!
Q: Where can you find a good lawyer?
A: In the cemetary.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?
A: A boxing referee doesn’t get paid extra for a longer fight.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a leech?
A: When you die, a leech will stop sucking your blood and drop off.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?
A: The lawyer charges more.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a computer nerd?
A: Sooner or later everyone needs a lawyer.
Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
A: One is a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other is a catfish.
Q: What’s the difference between more...
A skunk family had two little skunks they called In and Out. One day little In disappeared. Mother Skunk, Father Skunk and young Out spent hours looking for him, getting more worried all the time. In the end the parents went home to have a cup of tea, but Out said hed continue searching for a while. Half an hour later he returned home, with a tired In following behind him. However did you find him? asked Father Skunk. In-stinct, replied Out.
What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a crushed viola in the road? Skid marks before the skunk.
Why can't blondes put in light bulbs... they keep breaking them with the hammer. When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head... when you have a tire pump to re-inflate it. Why was the blonde upset when she got her driver's license... because she got an F in sex. Did you hear about the blonde that shot an arrow into the air... she missed. What is it called when a blonde blows in another blondes ear... data transfer. What is gross ignorance... 144 blondes. What is the difference between a dead blonde and a skunk in the road... there are skid marks in front of the skunk. What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have... one that never misses a period.
A duck, a frog and a skunk wanted to go to the movies. The admission was one dollar. Which one of the three couldn't afford to go?
Answer: The skunk. Why?
The duck had a bill. The frog had a greenback. But the skunk only had a scent.
Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting? Because he gave out bad scents (cents).