Shiloh Jokes / Recent Jokes

An article in the New York Post on Thursday gushed over Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new baby, Shiloh: "The 12-day-old darling... has dad Brad Pitt's baby-blue eyes and mom Angelina Jolie's lush, pouty lips." The article also had kind words for Shiloh's adopted foreign-born siblings: "They haven't robbed anyone yet."

Brad Pitt described the cesarean birth of his daughter Shiloh as, "Truly peaceful," while new mom Angelina Jolie described it as, "Having my fucking stomach cut open."