Sharing Jokes / Recent Jokes

(Context: the following joke is kicking around the NY State health
department right now, because some NY media types have finally
broken down and started mentioning condoms and AIDS in the same
breath, but are not discussing how one would use a condom in actually
preventing AIDS.)
Two junkies are sitting by the side of the road, happily shooting up
whatever it is that happy junkies shoot up with, and generally
having a good time. A socially conscious individual walks up and notices
that they are sharing a needle. He lectures them about AIDS and the
danger that comes from sharing dirty needles. One of the junkies looks
up and says, ''It's ok, we're wearing condoms.''
- Richard Welty

SHARING A DONKEY
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the
donkey and the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people
who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking and the boy was
riding. The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they
changed positions.
Later, they passed some people who remarked, "What a shame, he makes that
little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk!
Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk
when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying how awful to put
such a load on a poor donkey. The boy and man said they were probably
right, so they decided to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal and he fell
into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story; "If you try to more...

Two guys were sharing drinks while discussing their wives.
"Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?" asked one guy.
"Well, not exactly." The other guy replied, "She's more into the trick
dog
aspect of it."
"Oh, I see, kinky, huh?"
"Well, not exactly, I sit up and beg and she rolls over and plays
dead."

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. "Does your wife ever. .. well, you know. .. does she. .. well, let you do it doggie style?" asked one of the two. "Well, not exactly," his friend replied, "She's into the dog trick aspect of it." "Oh, I see. Kinky stuff, huh?" "Well... not exactly. More like she rolls over and plays dead."

Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. After a while, one of his friends told him he might as well get in to bed again. Theres lots of room now, he said.