Seating Jokes / Recent Jokes

> Lufthansa - Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from
> the captain: "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we
> have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the
> ocean" The passengers were obviously very worried about this situation
> but were somewhat comforted by the captain's next announcement.
> "Ladies and Gentlemen, we at Lufthansa have prepared for such an emergency
> and we would now like you to rearrange your seating so that all the
> non-swimmers are on the left side of the plane and all the swimmers
> are on
> the right side of the plane" After this announcement all
> the pasengers rearranged their seating to comply with the captain's
> request. Two minutes later the captain made a belly landing in the ocean.
> The captain once again made an annoucement:"Ladies and Gentlemen we
> have crashed into the ocean. All of the swimmers more...

ON a hopping flight from Madras, Hyderabad, Delhi, when the plane stopped at Begumpet airport to offload passengers for Hyderabad and take on those travelling from Hyderabad, the airhostess welcoming new passengers announced,' Free seating'. A passenger who came in at Hyderabad looked very agitated and protested:' If I had known it was free seating from Hyderabad, I would not have paid so much money for my air tickets.'