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Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming? Paul, stop monkeying around!
Q: What did the hat say to the necktie? A: You go AHEAD Ill HANG AROUND!
Whats a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? Its a dead letter day.
Hindi translations of English titles continue to be fabricated for the sheer fun they provide.
We were familiarised with the All India Lawn Tennis Tournament as Akhil Bharatiya Ghaas Phoos Gaindballa Muthbhed.
An equally amusing rendering in Hindi of a game of ping pong is Batti kay neechay, takht kay oopar, idhar say thakaa-thak, udhar say thakaa-thak.
Confucius Say... Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly. Better to be pissed off than pissed on. He who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok. Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand. Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day long. Couple on 7 day honeymoon make hole weak. Girl who sit on jockeys lap get hot tip. Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honorable discharge. Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent. Squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts. He who run behind bus get exhausted. Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion. Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck. He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs. Man who puts dick in Peanut Butter jar is Fucking Nuts.