Rush Limbaugh Jokes / Recent Jokes

After accusing Michael J. Fox of exaggerating the effects of Parkinson's disease, Rush Limbaugh finally apologized. Then he added, "But Muhammed Ali is totally faking his blackness!"

I don't care what Rush Limbaugh says, I don't want Jimmy Fallon to fail!

As many as 11 million bottles of store-brand acetaminophen, the pain killer, were recalled by the manufacturer today because some of the caplets in the bottles are contaminated with metal fragments.
A worried Rush Limbaugh asked, "But OxyContin is still okay, right?"

Doctors have ruled out a possible heart attack--they thoroughly examined Limbaugh and could find no heart..

Rush Limbaugh was treated and released from an area hospital after complaining of pain. Doctors could find nothing wrong with the talk show host except for some minor back spasms, mild dehydration, and the fact that he is alive.

During a speech to commemorate D-Day, British Prime Minister Gordon Brown mispronounced "Omaha Beach" when he called it "Obama Beach". It may not have been a mistake, because he later referred to the "Battle of the Bulge" as "Dinner at Rush Limbaugh's House".