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    Chorus: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me Is
    ONE: Finding a Christmas tree.
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    TWO
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    The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me is my
    [Husband]: Rigging up the lights,
    Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

    THREE
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    The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    [Inebriated man]: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

    FOUR
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    The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    [Frustrated man]: Sending Christmas cards,
    3: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.
    FIVE
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    The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Chorus: F i v e m o n t h s of b i l l s,
    4: Sending Christmas cards,
    3: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    Chorus: And finding a Christmas tree.

    SIX
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    The sixth more...

    Chorus: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me
    Is finding a Christmas tree.
    The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Husband (2): Rigging up the lights,
    C: And finding a Christmas tree.
    The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Inebriated man: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    C: And finding a Christmas tree.
    The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Frustrated man (4): Sending Christmas cards,
    3: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    C: And finding a Christmas tree.
    The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Five months of bills,
    4: Sending Christmas cards,
    3: Hangovers,
    2: Rigging up the lights,
    C: And finding a Christmas tree.
    The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me:
    Frustrated wife (6): Facing my in-laws,
    C: Five months of bills,
    4: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards,
    3: more...

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