Redistributionism Jokes

A friend of mine redid the recent analogy of Cow Economics:
SOCIALISM - You have two cows. The government nationalizes both cows but still allows you to sell milk.
COMMUNISM - You have two cows. The government takes both and gives you spoiled milk.
FASCISM - You have two cows. The government takes one away and presses it into military service.
NAZISM - You have two cows. The government takes one away and shoots it for having a large nose and dark spots.
TRIBALISM - You have two cows. Your neighbors take both cows and shoot you.
REDISTRIBUTIONISM - You have two cows. Everyone should have the same amount of cow. The government takes both cows, cuts them up, and spends more than the cows are worth giving everyone a little piece of cow.
WELFAREISM (REDISTRIBUTIONISM REVISITED) - You have two cows. The government takes one to give to someone else who doesn't know how to milk it.
BUREAUCRACY - You have two cows. The government takes both, loses one while more...