Rally Jokes

One day at a school for the deaf (hearing impaired), they decide to have one of the students lead a pep rally for the football team. Here's how it went.
Rally leader: What are we gonna do?
Ralliers: Defeat them!
RL: I can't hear you!
R: Defeat them!
RL: I can't hear you!
R: Defeat them!
RL: I can't hear you!
R: Defeat them!
RL: I can't hear you!

Once a year, the collectors of antique tents in Germany get together for a rally.
Last year, the organizers decided to hold it in Meinz. Unfortunately, the local burghers took a dim view of so great an influx of tourists ruining their turf with tent pegs.
The citizens organized themselves so thoroughly that they even had an anthem:... "Let Old and Quaint Tents Be Forgot and Never Brought to Meinz!"
by Felix Kern

Q: What would Barack Obama say, if Karl Marx, Friedrich Engels, and Vladimir Lenin whould show up at his rally?
A: Look! Even the right-wing conservatives came to hear me speak!

The Top 16 Things Overheard at the Promise Keepers Rally

16'If they make us do one more friggin' Macarena, I'm converting to Judaism.'

15'You guys up for happy hour at Hooters after we're done here?'

14'One more chorus of' Kumbaya' and I'm gonna blow chunks!'

13'Man, I see the Washington Monument in a whole new light'

12'Excuse me -- When does Minister Farrakhan come on?'

11'I'm more of a Promise Breaker. I'm just came for the free nachos.'

10'Somebody get some ice, Senator Thurmond's beginning to decompose.'

9'Say, brother, is that a covenant in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'

8'One more hug from you, Bob, and I PROMISE I'll kick your ass!'

7'Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?'

6'Promise, Schmomise -- where's all the babes?'

5'Oh great... They bring a million bibles, but only twenty rolls of toilet paper.'

4'I haven't more...