Radiator Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sardar, a Japanese, and a British were lost in the
desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down,
because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of
the Jeep as they continued their journey. The Japanese took the
radiator, the British took the seat, and the Sardar took the
door.

After a while of walking the British asked the Japanese "I'm
confused, why did you bring the radiator?" The Japanese
responded, "If I get thirsty, can drink the fluid."

Next the Sardar asked the British "Why did you bring the
seat?" So the British said "If I get tired, I am not going to sit on the
sand. I can sit on this comfortable seat."

Finally the Japanese asked the Sardar why he had chosen the
door. The Sardar quickly responded to this question,
"Well, when it gets hot all I have to do is roll down the window."

At a radiator shop (A-1 Radiator)
"Best Place in Town to take a Leak"
Sign over a gynecologist's office
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband tried to fix."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."
At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose or would you rather do it"
At a laundry shop: "How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot.
Would that be satisfactory?"
At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an electrician's truck
"Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking more...

In a small midwestern town, nestled-up in the wee rolling hills of
southern Indiana, there's a microcosm of all that is (and shall ever
be) the Great Mid West. It's known as Brown County. Yup. That's
my hometown!
And if you want to know what's going on in Brown County, you only
have to read the Sheriff's Log in the local paper, The Brown County
Democrat. Heck, even if you don't want to know what's going on, you
still read it for the comic relief!
This is a small collection of some of the actual phone calls received
by the Sheriff's department in good 'ol Brown County, Indiana:
Man on Bellsville Road reported someone has knocked down
his mailbox and then came back and ran over it.
11:14pm Man reports suspicious vehicle on Butler Road.
11:34pm Deputy reports vehicle had a couple of "lovers"
in it. They were advised to pull the car off the road.
Man has found a couch hidden behind a wood pile.
Woman's washing more...