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a duck walks into a bar, the bartender askes him his name, well im huey, what have you been doing all day replys the bartender, ive peen in and out of puddles all day liven the life of a duck,
momenst later another duck walks in, hi wats your name askes the bar tender, im duey, once again the bartender askes what have you been doing all day, ive been in and out of puddles all day living the life of a duck
and again another duck walks in and the bartender askes you must be luey?
"no im puddles" the duck replys

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them:
"Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?"
To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?"
Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day."

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles."
"No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: "Ah, you're lovely, aren't you?" she says to the first dog. "What's your name?" To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, "My name's Huey, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles."Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. "And what's your name then?" Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, "My name's Lewy, and I've had a great day going in and out of puddles." And so she moves on to the last dog. "Let me guess," she says. "your name's Dewy, and you've had a great day going in and out of puddles.""No," replies the last dog. "My name's Puddles, and I've had an awful day!"

A young girl is wandering through a park in the pouring rain, when she comes across 3 dogs. Being a bit of an animal lover, she approaches them, bends down and starts to stroke one of them: “Ah, you’re lovely, aren’t you? ” she says to the first dog. “What’s your name? ” To her surprise, the dog actually answers her, “My name’s Huey, and I’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ”
Delighted with this discovery, she moves on to the next dog. “And what’s your name then? ” Again, unbelievably, the 2nd dog answers her, “My name’s Lewy, and I’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ” And so she moves on to the last dog. “Let me guess, ” she says. “your name’s Dewy, and you’ve had a great day going in and out of puddles. ”
“No, ” replies the last dog. “My name’s Puddles, and I’ve had an awful day! ”

A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, "What's your name?""Huey," replies the duck. "So, how's your day been?""Oh, I've had a great day," replies Huey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The bartender asks the second duck, "What's your name?" "Duey," replies the duck."So, how's your day been?" "Oh, I've had a great day," replies Duey. "I've been in and out of puddles all day." The witty bartender says to the third duck, "So I guess your name is Louie?" The duck replies, "No, I'm Puddles."

there was a duck bar and a duck walkes up an the bar tender says what your name and he said larry and Ive been in and out of puddles all day and then a nother duck wakes up and the bar tender says whats your name he said jarry and Ive been in and out of puddles all day and another duck walkes up and the bar tender says larry, jarry you must be gary he said no my names puddels.