Profits Jokes

#1 Once you have their money... never give it back.
#3 Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
#6 Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
#7 Keep your ears open.
#8 Small print leads to large risk.
#9 Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
#10 Greed is eternal.
#13 Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
#16 A deal is a deal... until a better one comes along.
#18 A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
#19 Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
#21 Never place friendship above profit.
#22 A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
#27 There's nothing more dangerous than an honest business man.
#31 Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother... insult something he cares about instead.
#33 It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
#34 Peace is good for business.
#35 War is good for business.
#40 She can touch your lobes but never your latinum.
#41 Profit is it's own more...

WHY did the little pony lose his voice? Because he was a litle hoarse.
What kind of profits do fishermen make?
Net profits.
What is the language of chickens called? Fowl language.
What happened to the cow that could not
give milk?
It was an udder failure.
What did the clumsy optician do at a party?
He made a spectacle of himself.
Why is a cross-eyed teacher not successful in
class?
Because she can't control her pupils.