Predicament Jokes

The dentist was sitting down to dinner when he received an urgent phone call. It was Mr. Witherspoon, explaining that his teenage son had gotten himself into quite a predicament.
"See, he was kissing and making out with his girlfriend," explained Mr. Witherspoon, "and when my wife and I got home from the movies, we found them stuck together."
"I'll be right over, Mr. Witherspoon," the dentist calmly said. "and don't worry. I have to unlock teenagers' braces quite often."
"Yes," Mr. Witherspoon whispered, "but from a intrauterine device?!?"

While his wife was away, a man decided to paint the toilet. Arriving home sooner than expected, his wife used the toilet and got the seat stuck to her rear end.
Totally distraught about what happened, she asked him to take her to the doctor. To avoid embarrassment, before leaving she put on a large overcoat to cover the seat.
When they arrived at the doctor's office, the husband lifted the overcoat so the doctor could see the predicament his wife was in.
"Doctor," the husband asked, "have you ever seen anything like this before?"
"Yes," replied the doctor, "never framed though!"