Piolot Jokes

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    This story takes place in a very specific year. Somewhere in the future.
    A year after Bush leaves office.
    Part 1. A Space mission
    Place: In a rocket in space.
    Notes: names such as Junior and Senior are just rankings on the shuttle.
    Senior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING, JUNIOR?
    Junior: Getting a donut.
    Senior: Yeah, but look at which donut it is.
    Junior: Chocolate with colorful sprinkles.
    Senior: YEAH! ONLY SENIOR RANKINGS GET SPRINKLES!
    Junior: Yeah! Wadaya gonna do?
    Senior: DON'T MAKE ME HURT YOU!
    Piolot: Guys, we have a problem.
    Junior: What is it?
    Senior: Shut up, Junior, let a sopisticated Senior do this. What is the problem?
    Piolot: I see a comet coming for us.
    Senior: Sacrifice Junior.
    Medical: Leave him alone!
    Junior: Yeah! I have a name!
    Medical: I'm sorry, I never caught your name.
    Junior: For the seventh time it's Wally!

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