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    Remember Vanessa Hudgens' nude photo scandal? Back in September Disney had to fire her from High School Musical over those pics. In her place they hired Adrienne Bailon who, I'm sure, assured them nothing crazy like that would happen with her. Well, apparently she left her laptop in the airport, and guess what was on it? Yup! Nude pics.
    First let me say that the girls that were into theater at my High School were nothing like this.
    Second, this whole nude-pic-leaking-on-the-internet thing that seems to keep happening really bothers me. Is there no safe place to keep your nudies? You could lock them up in a drawer I guess... but what good is that... you gonna tell a girl in the club that she has to wait till she gets to your place to see your nudy pics!? I mean that's ridiculous in this day and age. I live in freaking New Jersey, and if I meet a girl in an NYC club, the only way I'm getting her to come to Jersey is to show the goods up front.

    Sahara had been in chat rooms for several months and met a guy on the net:
    suocnon_ris: U know wat would be really cool?
    sahara_19: no wat
    suocnon_ris: if u would take some nude pics and post them on myspace
    sahara_19: NO WAY
    suocnon_ris: i'll pay u for every pic
    sahara_19:how much?
    suocnon_ris: how ever much g2g
    sahara_19: wait how much?
    Sahara didn't feel right about the guy, so she went and spoke to her dad thinking about collage and all.
    Sahara: dad i met this guy on the net
    Dad: yeah?
    Sahara: yeah and he said i should take some pics
    Dad: What type of pics?
    Sahara: nude
    Dad: its up to you
    Sahara needing the money went to her room and took the pics then got back on the net and posted them. the next day she was on the net and looked at the comments
    suocnon_ris: nice pics so how much do i owe u?
    sahara_19: well $25 for each pic so $150
    suocnon_ris: k but u know wat would be even better
    if u got some pics more...

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