Pickpocket Jokes

A pickpocket was up in court for a series of petty crimes. The judge said, "Mr. Banks you are hereby fined $100."The lawyer stood up and said, "Thank you, your honor. My client only has $75 on him at
this time, but if you'd allow him a few minutes in the crowd.. . "

Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a pickpocket?
A: A pickpocket snatches watches.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches!

Whats the difference between a pickpocket and peeking Tom?
A pickpocked snatches watches