Photographer Jokes / Recent Jokes

A photographer from a well known national magazine was assigned tocover the fires at Yellowstone National Park. When the photographer arrived, he realized that the smoke was sothick that it would seriously impede or make it impossible for himto photograph anything from ground level. He requested permission torent a plane and take photos from the air. He arrived at the airport and saw a plane warming up near the gate. He jumped in with his bag and shouted, "Let's go!'' The pilot swungthe little plane into the wind, and within minutes they were in theair. The photographer said, "Fly over the park and make two or three lowpasses so I can take some pictures." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I am a photographer," he responded,"and photographers take photographs." The pilot was silent for a moment; finally he stammered, "You meanyou're not the flight instructor?"

Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane."It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Lets go! Lets go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air."Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes.""Why?" asked the pilot."Because Im going to take pictures! Im a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean youre not the instructor?"

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of a great forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane.

"It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air.

"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes."

"Why?" asked the pilot.

"Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation.

After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire. The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted,' 'Let's go!''

The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.' 'Fly over the north side of the fire,'' said the photographer,' 'and make several low-level passes.''

''Why?'' asked the nervous pilot.

''Because I'm going to take pictures!'' yelled the photographer.' 'I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures.'' The pilot replied,' 'You mean you're not the flight instructor?''

A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically."Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."After a long pause, the "pilot" replied: "You mean, you're not my instructor?"

A photographer for a well-known magazine was assigned to take pictures of a major forest fire. He was told that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip about an hour before sundown. Sure enough, there sat a small Cessna airplane. He quickly jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and they were soon in the air, although they were flying quite erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," the photographer instructed, "and make several low-level passes."
"What for?" asked the nervous pilot.
"Because I'm going to take pictures!" snapped the photographer. "I'm a photographer and that's what photographers do!"
After a lengthy pause, the 'pilot' exclaimed, "You mean you're not my instructor?"