Phonograph Jokes

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    I was watching a documentary on Aleut life yesterday.
    The father of the family was telling his clan that the Aleuts were generally very slow to accept modern technology. In fact they suspected it a great deal.
    One pregnant woman complained to the doctor that a stuck phonograph record had affected her unborn child.
    "Nonsense," said the doctor, "I don't see how it could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother."

    I was watching a documentary on Aleut life yesterday.
    The father of the family was telling his clan that the Aleuts were generally very slow to accept modern technology. In fact they suspected it a great deal.
    One pregnant woman complained to the doctor that a stuck phonograph record had affected her unborn child.
    "Nonsense," said the doctor, "I don't see how it could bother. .. could bother. .. could bother. .. could bother. .. could bother. .. could bother."

    I was watching a documentary on Aleut life yesterday.
    The father of the family was telling his clan that the Aleuts were generally very slow to accept modern technology. In fact they suspected it a great deal.
    One pregnant woman complained to the doctor that a stuck phonograph record had affected her unborn child.
    "Nonsense," said the doctor, "I don't see how it could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother... could bother.

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