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An internist, a surgeon and a pathologist decided that they were working too hard and that they should go duck hunting together.
A couple of mornings later found them sitting in a duck blind waiting for the birds. Pretty soon a bird appeared on the horizon.
The internist watched it carefully as it came over and said, "Gentlemen, observe the colorful plumage, the quacking call and the web feet trailing behind."
As the bird disappeared out of range, he said, "Based on my observation, I would venture that we have seen a duck, but further tests may be necessary before we decide on a course of action."
The other doctors looked blankly at him, but there was a slight sneer from the surgeon. It wasn't long until another bird appeared. They waited until it came closer and then the surgeon leaped to his feet with his gun. Blam... Blamm... Blaaaammm...
Feathers and pieces of feet, blood and guts and bill exploded overhead. A sorry looking carcass fell more...

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away.

The next bird flies overhead, and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound... might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone.

A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general practitioner looks at it and says, "Looks like a duck, flies like a duck... it's probably a duck," and shoots at it but misses and the bird flies away. The next bird flies overhead and the pathologist looks at it, then looks through the pages of a bird manual, and says, "Hmmmm... green wings, yellow bill, quacking sound... might be a duck." He raises his gun to shoot it, but the bird is long gone. A third bird flies over. The surgeon raises his gun and shoots almost without looking, brings the bird down, and turns to the pathologist and says, "Go see if that was a duck."

An internist, a surgeon and a pathologist decided that they were working too hard and that they should go duck hunting together.
A couple of mornings later found them sitting in a duck blind waiting for the birds. Pretty soon a bird appeared on the horizon.
The internist watched it carefully as it came over and said, "Gentlemen, observe the colorful plumage, the quacking call and the web feet trailing behind."
As the bird disappeared out of range, he said, "Based on my observation, I would venture that we have seen a duck, but further tests may be necessary before we decide on a course of action."
The other doctors looked blankly at him, but there was a slight sneer from the surgeon. It wasn't long until another bird appeared. They waited until it came closer and then the surgeon leaped to his feet with his gun. Blam... Blamm... Blaaaammm...
Feathers and pieces of feet, blood and guts and bill exploded overhead. A sorry looking carcass fell into more...