Paralegal Jokes / Recent Jokes

A mail clerk for a Judge never had any trouble scoring at all with the ladies. However, the Judge had a paralegal working for him that would not even glance in the clerk's direction.
Finally one day, he decided on the direct approach.
He saundered up and said "Hey baby. How's about you and me getting together for a cozy weekend in a quiet out-of-the-way motel. It'd be a blast, fer shure."
She replied, "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic congenial tete-a-tete."
"I don't get it," he said.
"Exactly!!!" she smiled.

A paralegal, an associate and a partner of a prestigious law firm are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the paralegal. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with Brad Pitt."
Poof! She's gone.
"Me next! Me next!" says the associate. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other."
Poof! He's gone.
"You're next," the Genie says to the partner.
The partner says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."

A mail clerk for a Judge never had any trouble scoring at all with the ladies. However, the Judge had a paralegal working for him that would not even glance in the clerk's direction.
Finally one day, he decided on the direct approach.
He saundered up and said "Hey baby. How's about you and me getting together for a cozy weekend in a quiet out-of-the-way motel. It'd be a blast, fer shure."
She replied, "I'm afraid that my awareness of your proclivities in the esoteric aspects of sexual behavior precludes any such erotic congenial tete-a-tete."
"I don't get it," he said.
"Exactly!!!" she smiled.