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    COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS: As depicted in movies, Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don't, have incredibly powerful text-bases command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English. Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see "Fortress"). All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the more...

    COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies, Word processors never display a cursor. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences. All monitors display inch-high letters. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces. Those that don't, have incredibly powerful text-bases command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English. Corollary: you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS" (see "Fortress"). All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some computers also slow down the output on the more...

    Computers in Movies:
    1. Word processors never display a cursor.
    2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
    3. All monitors display inch-high letters.
    4. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such governmental institution, will have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
    5. Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
    6. Corollary: You can gain access to any information you want by simply typing "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
    7. Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS." (See "Fortress")
    8. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer, even if it's turned off.
    9. Powerful computers beep whenever you press a key or whenever the screen changes. Some more...

    THINGS COMPUTERS CAN DO IN MOVIES
    1. Word processors never display a cursor.
    2. You never have to use the space-bar when typing long sentences.
    3. Movie characters never make typing mistakes.
    4. All monitors display inch-high letters.
    5. High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA or some such governmental institution, will have easy to understand graphical interfaces.
    6. Those that don't have graphical interfaces will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
    7. Note: Command line interfaces will give you access to any information you want by simply typing, "ACCESS THE SECRET FILES" on any near-by keyboard.
    8. You can also infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". (See "Fortress".)
    9. All computers are connected. You can access the information on the villain's desktop computer even if it's more...

    Everything I Needed to Know About Computers I Learned in the Movies
    Word processors never display a cursor.
    You never have to use the spacebar when typing long sentences.
    All monitors and hand-held devices display 2-inch-high letters whenever you
    need to see what the operator is typing.
    High-tech computers, such as those used by NASA, the CIA, or some such
    governmental institution, have easy-to-understand graphical interfaces.
    Those that don't will have incredibly powerful text-based command shells
    that can correctly understand and execute commands typed in plain English.
    Corollary you can gain access to any information you want by simply typing
    "ACCESS ALL OF THE SECRET FILES" on any keyboard.
    Likewise, you can infect a computer with a destructive virus by simply
    typing "UPLOAD VIRUS". Viruses cause temperatures in computers, just like they
    do in humans. After a while, smoke billows out of disk drives and more...

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