Pager Jokes / Recent Jokes

One of my friends works in the customer service call center of a national pager company. There, he deals with the usual complaints regarding poor pager operation, as well as the occasional crank caller
demanding to be paged less often, more often, or by more interesting people.The best call came from Bubba, who repeatedly complained that he keeps
being paged by "Lucille."He was instructed that he would have to call her and tell her to stop paging him."She don't never leave no number, so I can't call her back," he said.After three such calls, someone thought to ask how he knew it was Lucille if she didn't leave a number."She leaves her name," was the reply.After establishing that the customer had a numeric-only pager, the light bulb came on."How does she spell her name?" the service rep asked."L-O-W C-E-L-L"Another technical problem solved.

IF YOU'RE A GUY: You arrive to the party with a group of 10 or more other guys (in Honda's of course!). You are wearing a plaid or flannel shirt w/ a pair of jeans, Doc Martin's, and a white shirt underneath. The line at the door is short with mostly guys (90% guys/10% girls). You don't mind if any girl cuts in front of you even they are ugly. If a guy cuts, you want to start a fight. You hair contains two bottles of mousse, one tube of gel, and one can of hair spray in case one strand gets out of place. You are either bald or you have a 2-hour old fade. Your pants are sagging, a pager is always in the right front pocket snapped on backwards, and your car alarm remote is hanging out in the left front pocket. You stare at every girl at the party, but never approach any of them. You hope the girl you've been looking at, knows one of your friends and then you will say "HOOK ME UP!" Gets a woody if a cute girl happens to look at you and smile. As you come into the party, you say more...