Ozzy Osbourne Jokes

Jack Osbourne said his dad Ozzy is not an idiot. But he did admit that Kelly had to get those genes from somebody.

Some people think that Ozzy Osbourne's best period was the early 80s. I think Ozzy's best period was when he could still talk.

Do ya think Easter Sunday at Ozzy Osbourne's house would have been complete without the Prince of Darkness biting the head off a chocolate bunny?

Ozzy Osbourne announced this week that for the first time ever tickets for this summer's Ozzfest concert will be absolutely free. But I still don't think I'll be going. If I wanted to get attacked by a bunch of tattooed skin heads for free, I'd give Britney a call.