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A guy with a huge orange head goes in to see a doctor. The doctor says, “How did you get such a huge orange head? ” The guy says, “Well, one day I was walking down the beach when I tripped over an old lantern. A genie came out and said, ’ I’ll grant you three wishes, whatever you desire… what is your first wish? ’ I said, ’ I’d like all the money I could ever spend. ’ The genie went Poof!, and there it was, all the money I could ever spend.
Then he said, ’ what is your second wish? ’ I said, ’ I’d like a beautiful woman to love me, someone I could enjoy this money with. ’ The genie went Poof!, and there she was, a gorgeous girl who immediately loved me. “Then the genie said, ’and what is your third wish? ’… and I think this is where I went wrong… I said, I’d like a huge orange head. ”
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange juice!
Orange juice who?
Orange juice going to talk to me!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you even going to open the door!
Q: Why did the blonde stare at a frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?A: Because it said' concentrate'.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock Knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say Banana!
A: Look at the orange mama laid.