Opinions Jokes

A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City. He approached four men waiting to cross the street: a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean and a resident New Yorker. He asked, "Excuse me, I would like to ask you your opinion on the current meat shortage?" The Saudi replied, "Excuse me, but what is a shortage?" The Russian said, "Excuse me, but what is meat?" The North Korean replied, "Excuse me, but what is an opinion?" The New Yorker replied, "Excuse me, but what is 'excuse me?'"

Opinions are indeed like assholes, some are just bigger than others.

Trading online is just great. I find it really speeds things up.
I now get my margin calls 5x faster than before.
If you put two investors in a room, you get two opinions, unless one of them is a pump and dumper, in which case you get three opinions.
What is the easiest way to spot a Shorter on a Message Board or Chat room
Look for the ones who seem to have more questions than the press at a White House briefing.

Opinions are like assholes. Everyone has one, and everyone elses' stinks.

Every time someone has an opinion I disagree with, I think of that old saying my grandfather used to tell me:
"Opinions are like assholes: you touch one kid's opinion, all of a sudden you're banned from teaching public school."
I never got to see my grandfather that much.