Nymphomaniacs Jokes

A guy walks into a bar and notices a good looking blonde sitting alone at the bar. He wanders over and notices that she has the name NAN on her shirt. He says, "Excuse me Nan, can I buy you a drink?"
She says: "Yes you can but my name isn't Nan, it's Sue. NAN stands for National Organization of Nymphomaniacs."
He then asks her what NAN does. She explains that NAN is basically a research organization that studies sexual experiences between males and females based on race, age, experience, class status, ect.
He then asks what has she learned? She replies, "Well from what my personal research tells me, Native Americans are the most experienced, Jewish men have the best stamina and it's true that African Americans are better endowed then your average white male."
She then thanks the man for the drink and asks him his name.
He smiles and says, "Lightfoot Goldberg, but my friends call me Bubba.

Once Upon A Time a man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he
settled in he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the
plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate
would have it she took the seat right beside his.
Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out,
"
Business trip or pleasure?"
She turned, smiled and said,
"
Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in
Chicago."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting for nymphomaniacs!
Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,
"
What's your business role at this convention?"
She smiled and responded,
"
Lecturer. I am the lead lecturer where I use information that I have
learned from my own personal experiences to debunk some of the popular
myths about more...