Nobel Peace Prize Jokes

In a speech to hundreds of schoolchildren, Nobel Peace Prize winner, Betty Williams said, "I would love to kill George Bush." One child responded, "If you love it so much, why don't you marry it."

I feel bad for past Nobel Peace Prize winners, now that Obama won a peace prize it really makes the achievments of Bono seem far less spectacular.

I’m not sure which one is more of a shock… Obama’s Peace Prize or Letterman’s Surprise Piece?