New Mexico Jokes

Danny Granger has donated $500,000 to New Mexico's athletic department. It's an impressive contribution considering the last time an Indiana Pacer gave away that much money it was at a strip club.

A demonstation in Las Cruces, New Mexico for Pluto remaining a planet had people wearing t-shirts and holding signs that said, "Size Doesn't Matter." Which is true. It's not the size of the planet that matters; it's how it orbits.

Caption Contest:

If this scene went Gilbert & Sullivan:
Starts with palsied kid singing:
"I'm a palsied kid at a table
trying to eat a turkey
But really I'm unable
Right here in Albuquerque
For my hands are so unstable
and my mind's a little murkey
Too bad it's not beef jerky"
The Chorus:
"Too bad it's not beef jerky
too bad it's not beef jerky
He's from Albuquerque
In New Mex-i-co, New Mex-i-co
trying to eat a turkey
But he's just too herky-jerky
Yes, he cannot eat a turkey
'cause he's just too herky-jerky"
And then, as with all good Gilbert & Sullivan, the bananas in the background start dancing and singing:
"We're a bunch of bananas from Paraguay
They said "Come to America" we said "No way!"
But here we are and we must say
You better eat us now or we turning black
And once we do, we never get out credit back
You better eat us now or more...

The New Mexico state fair was evacuated after radioactive material was reported to be on the grounds. Investigators later discovered that the the high geiger counter readings were caused by an unusually large bowel movement by the bearded lady.