Nahin Jokes / Recent Jokes
Teacher: Tum Jhoot Bole Rahe Ho, Kal Rat 2 Baje Light Nahin Thi Tho Tum Kaise Study Kar Sakte Ho Raju Sir Study Me Itna Kho Gaya Tha Ki Pata Nahin Chala Ki Light Kab Gai.
Santa & Banta were going with their friend on one scooter & a traffic cop tried to stop them.
Santa said: Sorry bhaji, already 3 baithe hain bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai
PATNA autowallas have an earthy sense of humour. A poster spotted on the inside of a vehicle bore the following inscription: Phirta raha Dilli mein
par Dilwali nahin mili, Marta raha jiski yaad mein
voh Gharwali nahin mili!
WRITTEN behind an auto is the following warning:
Mujhey na chhedo
Main tumhaaree nahin hoon; Mam shaadee-shndaa hoon
Kunwaare nahin hoon. (Do not tease me
I do not belong to you; I am a married woman
I am not single.)
Mike is causing trouble and Ajit and Robert are discussing it. Robert: Bass! !! Mike humein jeene nahin dega! ! Ajit: Koi Baat Nahin, Robert, Usey CHAMPAGNE mein bhigo do, SHAME usey jeene nahin dega aur PAIN usey marney nahin dega... ha ha ha