Mother-in-law Jokes / Recent Jokes

I find it interesting that if you rearrange the letters in the word "mother-in-law" you get the words "woman Hitler".

What's the difference between a mother-in-law and a vulture?
The vulture waits till you are dead before it eats your heart out.

George went on a vacation to the Middle East with his Family including his mother-in-law. During their vacation in Jerusalem
George's Mother-in-law died. With the death certificate in his hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the United States for a proper burial.
The Consul told George that to send the body back to the United States for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost him as much as $5, 000. 00. The Consul told him, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here in Jerusalem. This would only cost him $150. 00.
George thinks for sometime and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do." The Consul says "You must have loved your Mother-in-law very much considering the difference in price."
"No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case many, many years more...

The doorbell rang this morning. When I opened the door, there was my mother-in-law on the front step.
She said, "Can I stay here for a few days?"
I said, "Sure you can." And shut the door in her face.

Q: What do you call a blonde mother-in-law?A: An air bag.

Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
A. Yes, if you wrap an iron in it.

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Q. What's the right planting depth for' Mother-in-law's Tongue'?
A. 6 feet.

Two neighbors were having a chat when one said,' I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my mother-in-law.'

The other asked,' Did you put it to sleep?'

'No, of course not,' said the first,' I had its teeth sharpened.'