Moth Jokes / Recent Jokes
A guy walks into a dentist's office and flops right down on the couch."Doc", he says, "Here's the problem. I think I'm a moth""Well", says the doctor, "That certainly is a problem, but why did you come into a dentist's office?""The light was on."
Why was the moth so unpopular? He kept picking holes in everything!
A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying, "If you dont eat all your cotton, you wont get any satin."
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth? An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!
How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!
What is a myth?
A female moth!
What insect lives on nothing?
A moth, because it eats holes How do stones stop moths eating your clothes?
Because rolling stones gather no moths!
What do insects learn at school?
Mothmatics!
What`s the biggest moth in the world?
A mammoth!
Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?
He wanted to see the floor show!
What`s pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun?
A killer butterfly!
Why was the moth so unpopular?
He kept picking holes in everything!
What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!