Mecca Jokes

6. 00& G-Had TV. Morning prayers.
8. 30 Talitubbies. Talitubbies say "Ah-ah". Dipsy and Tinky-Winky repair a Stinger missile launcher.
9. 00 Shouts of Praise. More prayers.
11. 00 Jihad`s Army. The Kandahar-on-Sea battalion repulse another attack by evil, imperialist, Zionist backed infidels.
12. 00 Ready, Steady, Jihad! Celebrities make lethal devices out of everyday objects.
12. 30 Panoramadan. The programme reports on Americas attempts to take over the world.
13. 30 Xena: Modestly dressed Housewife. Xena stays at home and does some cooking.
14. 00 Only Fools and Camels. Dhal-Boy offloads some Chinese rocket launchers to Hamas.
14. 30 Green Peter. The total of Kalashnikovs bought by the milk bottle top appeal is revealed.
15. 00 Madrasah Challenge. Two more Islamic colleges meet. Bambah Kaskhain asks the questions.`Starter for ten, no praying.`
15. 30 I Love 629. A look back at the events of the year, including the more...

Police gaffe makes Muslims pray in wrong direction



A Dutch police station trying to help Muslim detainees face Mecca for their prayers painted arrows in cells pointing in the wrong direction...Muslims pray five times a day, facing east in the direction of Mecca. But the arrows in Segbroek pointed west.

"This is a really gigantic, stupid blunder," a police spokesman told the De Telegraaf. "The faulty compass marks have been immediately corrected. It is a mystery for us how this could have possibly happened".

I think Theo Van Gogh was just having some fun.

Regardless, what does it matter if they're facing eastward or westward? As long as they pray downwards, they're facing their paradise.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Mecca!
Mecca who?
Mecca me happy!

UK: prison toilets rebuilt to face away from Mecca

Jail bosses are rebuilding toilets so Muslim inmates don’t have to use them while facing Mecca...Muslim lags claimed they have had to sit sideways on prison WCs. But after pressure from faith leaders the Home Office has agreed to turn the existing toilets 90 degrees at HMP Brixton in London.


Do you realize what this means? It means that Islam isn't nearly as repressive as we thought it was: Muslims are actually allowed to take a shit!

At least the men are.