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Manny was almost 29 years old. Most of his friends had already gotten married, and Manny just bounced from one relationship to the next.
Finally a friend asked him, "What's the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman? Are you THAT particular? Can't you find anyone who suits you?"
"No," Manny replied. "I meet a lot of nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn't like them. So I keep on looking!"
"Listen," his friend suggested, "Why don't you find a girl who's just like your dear ole mother?"
Many weeks past before Manny and his friend got together again.
"So, Manny, did you find the perfect girl yet? One that's just like your mother?"
Manny shrugged his shoulders, "Yes I found one just like Mom. My mother loved her; they became great friends."
"Excellent!!! So... are you and this girl engaged yet?"
"I'm afraid not. My father more...

Manny Ramirez has been suspended from baseball for 50 games for taking erectile dysfunction medication. Apparently his bat was corked.

The Dodgers recently had a Manny Ramirez bobblehead night. The doll is so realistic that it drops everything you try to put in its glove.