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The two Madison Avenue types met on the suburban train platform.
"Hi, Charley," greeted the one, "how's your wife?" "Compared to what?" responded the other dryly.

Fort Madison: The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire.(Iowa Dumb Laws)

Hugh Hefner has split with 28-year-old actress-model Holly Madison.. Hefner is so old he once dated Dolly Madison.

A Little Rock woman was killed yesterday after leaping through her moving car's sunroof during an incident best described as "a mistaken rapture" by dozens of eyewitnesses.

Thirteen other people were injured after a twenty-car pile up resulted from people trying to avoid hitting the woman who was apparently convinced that the rapture was occurring when she saw twelve people floating up into the air, and then passed a man on the side of the road who she claimed was Jesus.

"She started screaming "He's back, He's back" and climbed right out of the sunroof and jumped off the roof of the car," said Everet Williams, husband of 28-year-old Georgann Williams who was pronounced dead at the scene.

"I was slowing down but she wouldn't wait till I stopped," Williams said. She thought the rapture was happening and was convinced that Jesus was gonna lift her up into the sky," he went on to say.

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