Loraine Jokes

there once was a guy named Jimmy and he was dating a girl named Loraine. well a while later when Jimmy was losing interest in their relationship, he met a girl named Cleary. well when the time came jimmy was going to tell loraine about cleary, he took her on a walk along the beach. as they made it a ways down the beach, a huge wave swallowed loraine into the ocean never to be seen again. Jimmy was so relieved he didnt have to tell Loraine about cleary. He Skipped the rest of the way down the beach singing..."I can see Clearly now Loraine is gone..."

A man worked in a factory were a friend was fired. A very pretty lady is to replace the man that was fired.the new ladys name was Clearly.the man really likes Clearly and she really likes him. But, the man was already married to a woman named Loraine.

later......
The man was taking a walk with his wife by a dangerous river. She trips, falls in and drowns.The man skips down the the road singing "I can see Clearly now Lorane is gone."