Lohan Jokes / Recent Jokes
In celebrity gossip, actress Lindsay Lohan is dating actor Jude Law and according to Lohan she is taking the relationship slow.
In fact on their first date, Lindsey said she waited until they got to the car before she took off all her clothes.
Lindsay Lohan must work two days in a morgue as part of a court-ordered program.
"This'll be a piece of cake," Lohan predicted, "I spend pretty much every weekend surrounded by stiff guys."
From Reuters: Lindsay Lohan was caught doing drugs and having sex with a male resident in the bathroom at Utah’s Cirque Lodge rehab facility.
Lohan explained that she was simply gaining the necessary experience so that she can run for a Senate seat as a Republican.
Bored by their wild partying lifestyle Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan have turned into nuns. One day Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan were in back of the convent smoking cigarettes, when one said, "It's bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke,but it really is a problem getting rid of the cigarette butts so Mother Superior doesn't find them." Paris said, "I've found a marvelous invention called the condom, which really solves this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later!" Lindsay Lohan was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. "You get them at the drug store, sister, just go and ask the pharmacist for them." The next day Lindsay Lohan went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," said the pharmacist. "What can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms, please," said Lindsay Lohan. The more...
Actress and TMZ cover girl "Lindsay Lohan's" alleged probation violation arrest warrant this past weekend stemming from her 2007 DUI has been dropped...
She must however pay $20 restitution in person to L.A. County Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel for the 2 hours she and her husband wasted in 2007 after sitting through "Georgia Rule"...
Dear Star Savior,
Hi. I’m Lindsay Lohan. I went to rehab a few times last year, and I’ve really been trying to stay away from drinking. But I’ve kind of fallen off the wagon. I drank some champagne from a bottle at a New Year’s Eve party, and I drank Grey Goose vodka from a bottle Friday night and had some vodka cocktails at another club. And I was videotaped and seen by reporters. What should I do?
Dear Lindsay,
The quick fix is for you to start doing your drinking at home, away from judging eyes and cameras. What you lose in social surroundings, you can make up for in sheer drinking volume. It’ll pay for itself after your first blackout. As the saying goes, when a drunk passes out and no one’s around, it never happened. If you’re still not sold on drinking at home, remember this: There’s no last call at home. The floor’s the limit.
The Star Savior
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are driving down the highway in a convertible. Lindsay knows that she is speeding so she asks Paris if there is a cop behind them? So Paris looks behind their car and sees a cop and says "Oh my God Lindsay, there is a cop behind us!" Lindsay says "That sucks! Are his lights on?" Paris answers, "Yes. .. No. .. Yes. .. No. .. Yes. .. No. .."