Lesser Jokes

Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog
The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer.
Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for more...

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywoodand became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in thecotton fields and never amounted to much.The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of twoweevils."

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the
cotton fields and never amounted to much.
The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two
weevils."

Ramu: my credit card has been robbed.>br< somu: come, we must rush to the police....>br< ramu: oh! no there is no need >br< somu: why........? >br< ramu: the thief spends much lesser than my wife does. .....

Two Boll Weevils grew up in South Carolina, one went to Hollywood
and became a famous actor while the other stayed behind in the
cotton fields and never amounted to much.

The second one, naturally, became known as the "lesser of two
weevils."