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There were three Chinese men in England wanting to learn some English. So, one went into a Bingo place, another in a restaurant and the other into a sweet shop.
"
YES!!!"
Someone shouted in the Bingo place so he learnt that. The one in the restaurant learnt "
KNIVES AND FORKS!!!"
And finally the last one learnt "
GOODIE GOODIE!!!"
from the little kiddies in the sweetie shop.
All of a sudden, the local police come along and ask,
"
Have you killed someone???"
And the first one said "
YES!!!"
"
With what???!!!"
the police added.
"
KNIVES AND FORKS!!!"
the second carried on.
The police said after "
What have you got to say for yourself, huh?"
"
GOODIE GOODIE!"
the last one says!!!