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Lance Armstrong is on the verge of winning the Tour De France for the 8th time. Just in case the French don’t hate us enough.

Lance Armstrong is on the verge of winning his eighth Tour de France. If this continues much longer, he'll be winning it with his left blinker on.

"It was the toughest race I've ever taken part in. But at least I could still feel my junk afterwards."