Laloo Jokes / Recent Jokes
One day laloo appeared on kbc(kaun banega crorepathy) with him he brought his entire family.
First question: one one?
Laloo thinking: uses all lifelines and answers three
Amitji: sorry laloo wrong jawaab
Groans from laloo`s family: give him one more chance give him one more chance
Amitji feeling sorry for distraught laloo, decides to give him another go
So he asks laloo: three two?
Lalloo answers: six
Amitji cannot believe it, but because laloo`s family begs for him to give laloo another chance, he does
Amitji: laloo last chance, three three?
Lalloo sweating answers six
Amitji is silent, suddenly there is a roar from laloo`s family: give him one more chance, give him one more chance…
Bill Clinton decided to teach' Laloo English, so he invited him over to the US. Laloo arrives
in full grandeur. Bill announces to the nation that they should not be disturbed during the
tution inside the White house, they are locked up in a room, and Bill starts teaching Laloo
English. Days pass by and weeks pass by, but there is no sign of them coming out.
The whole country and its economy has come to a standstill, and press, news reporters from all
over the world are waiting outside eagerly to find the outcome. At last one day, the door opens,
and out comes Laloo -beaming his resplendant white smile, looking cool and unruffled. However,
Bill looks totally dazed, his clothes are torn, his hair is completely ruffled, and he has
scratch marks all over his face.
Theshocked reporters ask Bill, "What happened Mr. Clinton? "
Bill replies: "Ee babua hamar kuch bhi naahi sunat hai! "
At A Bar In New York, The Man To Laloo's Left Tells The Bartender, "Johnnie Walker, Single." And The Man's Companion Says,
"Jack Daniels, Single." The Bartender Approaches Laloo And Asks, "And You, Sir?" Laloo Replies: "Laloo Yadav, Married."
Laloo talks to his son, "I want you to marry a girl of my choice ". Son: "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo: "But the girl is Ambani’s daughter." Son: "Well, in that case..."
Next Laloo approaches Ambani, "I have a husband for your daughter." Ambani: "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo: "But this young man is a vice president of the World Bank."
Ambani: "Ah, in that case..." Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice president."
President: "But I already have more vice presidents than I need."
Laloo: "But this young man is Ambani’s son-in-law." President: "Ah, in that case..."
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS? "
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE."
And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR? "
Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."
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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite sometime,
Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims. "YOU ARE A FOOL".
Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTOON, IT more...
S. R. BOMMAI, President of the Janata Dal, was sitting with Laloo Prasad Yadav, Chief Minister of Bihar. Laloo Prasad was going through his mail.' Look at this letter!' he exclaimed,' it is addressed to the stupidest man in Bihar.' Bommai tried to assuage the hurt feelings of the Chief Minister.' The man should have had better sense than to address such a letter to you,' he said.
'It's not that what bothers me,' replied the Chief Minister,' but the audacity of the post office to deliver it at the right address.'
Reporter Catches Up With Laloo Prasad At The Airport Saying "Wait Please!" Laloo Prasad Replies: "78 Kgs" & Keeps Walking.