Labelings Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    These are real labelings on real products that they sell around the world.
    On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
    On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But it's just a SUGGESTION.)
    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Hmm, a no go on the dessert)
    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really? I thought it would be cold)
    On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (Oh darn, I was going to!)
    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That would really bring down the number of construction accidents by keeping those 5-year-olds off of those forklifts!)
    On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And I'm taking this because?)
    On most brands of more...

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